2005-05-15 - The Sims is my game of the year forever
2003-07-09 - he was lookin' for a soul to steal
2003-07-08 - filibuster vigilantly
2003-06-22 - Jaan Pehechaan Ho?
2003-06-03 - It doesn't matter what I write here because the Older page is broken! PENIS!
2003-05-31 - sweet little oyster of mine
2003-05-07 - sweet pea!
2003-05-04 - alarming the nation
2003-04-28 - I do believe I told you so
2003-04-27 - it doesn't show up on the Older page, so what's the point?
2003-04-13 - you'll never know, deeear, how much I looove you...
2003-03-22 - ENTRY 2003 EXTREME!
2002-12-30 - man, you all suck
2002-11-06 - by the power of greyskull!
2002-11-03 - please, sir, may I have some more?
2002-10-27 - I have a pen in my mouth
2002-10-18 - DAKJHGad
2002-10-11 - boooooring
2002-10-10 - top ten... of evil!
2002-10-08 - a short description of this entry for the "older links" page:
2002-10-02 - just like in Bill and Ted! DUDE!
2002-10-01 - mmm... hate
2002-09-28 - dooo dooo dooo dooooooooo
2002-09-25 - scissors, eh?
2002-09-23 - oh... you're alive... thank God
2002-09-22 - life is like a box of... GAH! I hate that! DIE!
2002-09-21 - ... hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you...
2002-09-20 - ever changing world
2002-09-19 - love is a what?
2002-09-18 - I love I love I LOVE
2002-09-18 - mmm, forbidden donut
2002-09-17 - rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies
2002-09-16 - link of funny... ph34r!
2002-09-15 - ow, my life!
2002-09-14 - Spock flipping people off is hillarious
2002-09-14 - she never loved me, she never loved me, she never loved me, why should anyone?
2002-09-13 - it's ok! he doesn't kiss THAT well
2002-09-12 - just can't seem to drink you off my mind
2002-09-11 - magnificent!
2002-09-09 - and happyness rains from every street corner
2002-09-08 - holycrapIhavetogonowseeya!
2002-09-08 - holycrapIhavetogonowseeya!
2002-09-08 - here comes the sun
2002-09-07 - back to the lab again
2002-09-07 - lung cancer? that can't be good...
2002-09-06 - because it is my name
2002-09-06 - like a twister in the sun
2002-09-05 - oh the descriptioning I shall do
2002-09-04 - Blind people are AWESOME! I wish I was blind!
2002-09-03 - who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
2002-09-02 - Underwear in Heaven
2002-09-02 - you've got to hide your love away
2002-09-02 - beef with vegitarians
2002-09-01 - there's some music we won't be stealing from the black man
2002-09-01 - run through the jungle
2002-08-31 - I made you out of claaaaay
2002-08-31 - no one was saved...
2002-08-30 - hey, now that's pretty darn close to crossing the line
2002-08-30 - all the lonely people
2002-08-30 - somebody close the fucking door!
2002-08-28 - where the points don't matter! that's right, the points are like a microphone at a Briney Spears concert
2002-08-27 - I believe in yesterday
2002-08-27 - knows how to take a breakfast and make it grrrreat
2002-08-26 - damnit, I want that cool short description thingy Ben and Crista have... um... beer
2002-08-26 - don't cry, don't raise your eye, it's only teenage wasteland
2002-08-25 - long after the thrill of livin' is gone
2002-08-24 - Fancy a bit of spruce up, Love?
2002-08-23 - somebody's gonna hurt someone
2002-08-23 - let me fall from this land
2002-08-22 - someone set us up the bomb!
2002-08-21 - we're gonna paint that wood!... could that be sexual innuendo?
2002-08-20 - ...ain't so far down
2002-08-19 - Clowns to the left of me...
2002-08-18 - magic carpet ride of evil
2002-08-17 - I think I love you!
2002-08-16 - live, dammit
2002-08-15 - teacher leave them kids alone
2002-08-14 - dig that crazy bebop beat
2002-08-13 - I'm afraid to love!
2002-08-12 - and the shoes are laced with irony
2002-08-12 - never think about the tomb
2002-08-11 - don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
2002-08-10 - where the shadows run from themselves
2002-08-09 - the crime solving boat!
2002-08-09 - dream is destiny
2002-08-08 - Don't you know it's gonna be... all right
2002-08-07 - take a sad song and make it better
2002-08-07 - life could be a dream, sweetheart
2002-08-06 - never been to Spain
2002-08-05 - security operative!
2002-08-04 - in the land of the blind...
2002-08-03 - save the world... again
2002-08-03 - food goes in here
2002-08-02 - you have to see them go back out to sea... it's a... hard life
2002-08-01 - destroyed by madness starving hysterical
2002-07-31 - don't worry, Mexico, at least Jesus loves ya!
2002-07-30 - would you quit calling me "shnookums"?!
2002-07-30 - smokin in the boy's room...
2002-07-29 - oh, is there NOTHING Street Fighter hasn't taught us?
2002-07-28 - set heat shields to maximum!
2002-07-27 - get back, honky cat
2002-07-26 - what do you mean you don't have any ice? you mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?
2002-07-26 - I saw the worst movies of my generation... forget my generation to hell!
2002-07-25 - sorry, I ache, ignore me
2002-07-25 - global warming is everyone's fault but mine
2002-07-24 - how do you solve a problem like Maria?
2002-07-23 - and what they'll find is just a statue standing where the statue got you high
2002-07-22 - now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true, that you love me, and I love meee
2002-07-16 - don't ph33r the r34p3r
2002-07-15 - remember that one episode of I Love Lucy when they dressed up like martians?
2002-07-14 - every girl's crazy...
2002-07-13 - batman, we hardly knew ye
2002-07-12 - rocking your face
2002-07-12 - I wonder how big around my head is
2002-07-11 - capture the b34r
2002-07-10 - fast asleep at the traffic light
2002-07-09 - crocodiles have teeth
2002-07-08 - do unto others as you would have them do unto you (except where expressly prohibited by law)
2002-07-06 - it's a MADHOUSE! forget you all to hell!
2002-06-04 - eh? you're not the FBI?
2002-05-23 - me giving a little bit of my love to you
2002-05-09 - and the doom shall be rained
2002-05-04 - ninjas are funny
2002-05-03 - the straw that broke YOUR MOM! HA HA HA! it's funny 'cause I said mom!
2002-04-26 - man do I hate that guy
2002-04-20 - one of them pointless ones
2002-04-12 - money!
2002-03-30 - and we all love the magic dancing doom robots!
2002-03-22 - freakin LONG survey
2002-03-14 - this is the way we were
2002-02-28 - SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2002-02-22 - complicated
2002-02-18 - These pretzels are making me thirsty.
2002-02-14 - god-speed, wanderer
2002-02-08 - a survey thing
2002-02-08 - I saw the worst bands of my generation applied by magic marker to dry wall
2002-02-06 - Ian, my man, you crack me the hell up
2002-02-01 - TMBG RULES! AHHHHHHH!!!
2002-02-01 - I have a bomb!
2002-01-26 - hats off to the imperial army
2002-01-18 - I can't play this, it's only rated T for teen!
2002-01-12 - ewww, cursing! parental descresion is adviced
2002-01-10 - don't read this entry
2002-01-09 - processing, PROCESSING!
2002-01-06 - I have to tell you that... I... I never made it as a wise man....
2002-01-05 - a hunter destroyer machine
2002-01-04 - stupid short descriptions, no short description I've ever written has anything to do with the entries at all
2002-01-03 - you know what I'm rappin' about
2002-01-01 - that's not MY America
2001-12-30 - Scrabble is death
2001-12-29 - zzzzzzz, I just wanted a description that would be at the end of the alphabet
2001-12-27 - I don't think that was legal
2001-12-25 - blowing up things is funny!
2001-12-22 - "I'm Ash, Housewares."
2001-12-21 - don't kill children, don't run them over
2001-12-20 - the rain falls down without my help
2001-12-17 - a long one! wee!
2001-12-15 - I'm not YOU'RE piano man
2001-12-14 - there's a storm a'brewin
2001-12-14 - OH WAH AH AH AH!
2001-12-12 - gettin' caught in the rain
2001-12-10 - my only friend, the end
2001-12-09 - sheep
2001-12-08 - I don't want a short description! this entry is here and I want to shout it to the world at the top of my lungs! I HAVE A FIFTH ENTRY AND IT'S MIGHTY FINE! and you might say "well goofy gosh, I don't care"... you've got some nerve, m
2001-12-08 - and then there were 4
2001-12-04 - short description
2001-12-01 - they're here!
2001-11-30 - behind you!