2003-07-09 - 8:52 p.m.

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Why yes, my quote today IS hilarious. I got it from Diaryland. Or as the top left corner of the window suggests, the "Diaryland members area." I am a member of a quite extraordinary league, as you can see. Full of gentlemen and the like. Of course, the Diaryland chat would suggest it is filled with little more than thirteen-year-olds who wish to cyber (and to call me a fag), but I know this to be merely a clever ruse. Far from the truth indeed, as these crafty little scamps with all thier wile cannot blind me from the truth. Oh yes, I am the all-seeing. I am the hawk. I am the spy glass. I am the bus driver! Oh, you think I'm not looking, but I've got that big mirror thing above the windshield there, and I TOTALLY saw you switch seats between stops. Not on my route, man, get the hell back to your seat next to the fat Irish kid who won't share his animal cookies! I swear I'm going to drive this thing off a cliff someday..




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Another comic gem from Diaryland. If there is anything that is hilarious, it is instructions. Like "do not stop chainsaw with hands." Or "do not stop bullet with penis." Or "do not stop penis with hands." ... You know, this is all good advice, and you can just start printing the tags anytime. And pay me. And give me a record deal. People simply MUST hear my version of Every Rose Has Its Thorn. It's really heart-wrenching. We'll do lunch.

Just remember, you cowboys that sing a sad sad song, as you walk that long road of life... better let somebody loooove you. Deeesperado! Why don't you come to your seeences? Come down from your feeence-- Okay, so you guys can go die and stuff now.

The Amazing Spider-Man - Web of Spider-Man